Vatican scandal
Jungian imagery
Piscean fantasy…
Octopus gliding through aquatic forests
Inkjets conceal mystery gardens
Mermaid nursery, wherein fantail sisters
Worship obscure ancient halibut Matilda
Merfolk rituals confirm
Matilda primary, initial mermaid
Flatter halibut protest
Breasty Matilda idiotic fantasy
Genetic anomaly
Maximum: fifteen percent genuine halibut
Perhaps: fifteen percent pollack
Minimum: seventy percent sensual singing hominid
Similar Britney, Beyoncé, Whitney Houston,
Madonna, Madonna, Madonna
(Halibut algebra weirdly precise)
Octopus ignores jealous protest
Nightly chooses willing partner
Escorts through seaweed avenues
Towards private nesting chamber
Wherein…
Octopus tickles mermaid giggles
Tickles giggles embrace
Lightly rubbing bubbles forming
Tickles giggles embrace
Rubbing foaming
Foaming moaning
Moaning moaning
Squelch squelch squelch
Finally
Spasmic muscles tighten
Octopus screams “cheerio suckers!”
Injects magical mergold protein
Squirts
Propels himself upwards towards surface
Smiling
Mermaid dynasty assured