-Is one expected to eat this swill?
Prince Andrew was up to his old
tricks, attempting to impress a
young waitress he wanted to have
sex with in a Chelsea restaurant.
A waiter came over,
-You don’t like?
-No I bloody don’t but I’ll have
some of this!
He sank his fork into the waiter’s
arm and began to slice the man’s
fingers off with his steak knife.
The digits dropped to his plate as
the waiter squealed and was led
away by the Maître De.
Crunching on a thumb served in a
Hollandaise sauce Andrew said,
-Can’t bear background noise
when I’m eating!