When the news came out
that Donald Trump
was behind 9/11
so Trump tower
would be the tallest building
no one was really surprised.
After the initial fuss
pointed out that
“Sure, it was a bad thing to do –
but at least he was a man of action
not like that Muslim Obama
who’d never even built his own tower
and didn’t have a pilot’s licence either.
And also: wasn’t that falling man
a Mexican? Just sayin’…”