Breaking News by Bethany Rivers

The Statue of Liberty has

gone missing.  There are

reports coming in that

there have been

sightings of her walking

abroad in Canada but

some have said they

have seen her

as far north as

sorry we interrupt

this

bulletin

Liberty’s torch

has been found

sinking

light in the Atlantic

rumours

of her return to

France

are abroad

other news just

coming in

the tabula ansata

has just

been sighted

falling

from the sky

over