Bull by Marc Woodward

There will be unicorns.

For everyone.

Wonderful unicorns. It will be great.

And my unicorns are better.

I’ve made them better.

Let me tell you – white gets in a state.

So my unicorns are black.

I’m not racist. No, not me.

Some of my best ideas are black.

And here’s another fact:

They don’t have just one horn.

One-horns are for Democrats.

Losers.

My unicorns have two horns.

They have two horns and they’re black.

They’re better.

I’ve made unicorns great again.