Kensington and Chelsea by David R Mellor

Sleep well tonight

With your burning

Log fire

 

Scurrying and searching,

For that 12 year old wine

 

A steaming shower

Cooled with luxury cosmetics,

Burning your botox lips

 

Sleep well tonight,

Holding on to those

Curled up in fresh satin sheets

 

And what troubles you?

You don’t want the poor

Living in a block of flats next door.

Well, now you don’t have to worry about that anymore