My anxiety is rising… my stress is off the scale
I glimpsed a bloody headline in the Daily Mail
They fill you up with crazy and make your mind obsess
We should waterboard our MPs and make them all confess
Leaning left, leaning right, then they’re on the fence
Scrap the trident, ban the bomb, spend more on defence
The security forces watch you with your own webcam
Phishing, skimming, hacking the latest techno scam
Why did they put those masts in the centre of our towns?
Wireless from our smart phones is used to dumb us down!
The rich are getting richer they are standing on our backs
The poor are sponging off the state according to the hacks
The foreigners are coming they’re going to take your job
The criminals are outsourcing… to the Russian mob
The food we’re eating will kill us it’s gone beyond a joke
If you believe the papers your brain will start to smoke
They say theres no solution, this is freedom of the press
Why do we even listen to this right wing crazy ness?
Take all those hate filled rags and chuck ‘em on the fire…
For without a source of income the barons will expire!