Guns don’t kill people, by Scott Redmond

Guns don’t kill people, people do.
Guns don’t kill people, rappers do.
Guns don’t kill people, bullets do.
Guns don’t kill people,  bleeding, hypoxia caused by pneumothorax, catastrophic injury to the heart and larger blood vessels, and damage to the brain or central nervous system do. As a rule, all gunshot wounds are considered medical emergencies that require immediate treatment.
And those gunshots are caused by guns. But guns don’t kill people.

Guns don’t kill people, long term high cholesterol diets do.
Guns don’t kill people, traffic accidents do.
Guns don’t kill people, knives do.
Guns don’t kill people, workplace accidents do.
Guns don’t kill people, falling pianos do.
Guns don’t kill people, hippopotamus attacks do.
And I don’t hear anyone trying to ban hippopotamuses, do you?

Guns don’t kill people, but teachers should be expected to.

‘What if a really heavy gun just fell on someone’s head?’
‘They would not die…’
‘But what if it was so heavy that…’
‘GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE!’

The gun is the tool, the mind is the weapon.
Guns don’t kill people, minds do.
Kill all those with minds before they can kill people.

Arm the teachers so that they can’t harm the teachers.

Guns don’t kill people,
These guns don’t kill people, ladies!
Spud guns don’t kill people,
Water guns don’t kill people,
Unless those people are witches.

Guns don’t kill people, there is no correlation between guns and death.
I think someone planted that gun on those murderer’s fingerprints.

Guns don’t kill people, in fact they put food on the tables of the families of those in the gun trade.
Guns save lives.
If you impose restrictions on guns, you are literally killing children.
Guns don’t kill people, you do.

Only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun,
But the gun is not killing him.
Guns don’t kill people, good guys do.
Only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun,
Only a better guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun.

Guns don’t kill people, rocket launchers do.
But what is a rocket launcher but a really big gun?

Guns don’t kill people, if they did don’t you think someone would have banned them?
Guns don’t kill people, falling vending machines do.

Guns don’t kill people,
Guns don’t kill people,
Guns don’t kill people,
Guns don’t kill people,
Guns don’t kill people
Nuns don’t kill people
Guns don’t kill people,
Guns don’t kill people,
Guns don’t kill people,
Guns don’t kill people,
Except when they do.

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