Flaccid Cheeto-in-Chief
suffers severe ADD,
short attention span
complicated by a
complete lack of ethics.
He bloviates lies,
self-aggrandizement,
scurrilous slanders,
delighting his
zombie supporters.
He tells them
he’s the smartest,
most savvy
businessman,
a tough negotiator.
Dictators cunningly
puff up his ego,
command favorable terms
for themselves,
handsomely profit.
NSA spies confess
they’ve known
since 2016 that
the bloated orange one
is a paid Russian agent.