“Trump plays ventriloquist’s dummy for the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre.” – The Daily Kos
Orange Airbag-in-Chief shares his plan
to prevent more school massacres:
eliminate gun-free zones,
arm all the teachers.
He reads from NRA crib sheets,
ignores pleas from shooting survivors.
News reports reveal that an armed security guard
stood outside while kids were slaughtered.
Families of victims beg for an assault weapon ban,
longer waiting periods, tighter restrictions.
Politicians collect their twenty pieces of silver,
offer prayers, refuse to consider tough legislation.